"I wanna be a millionaire so stinkin' bad..."

We'd buy Joseph a car-and Mat & Aimee too,

Give Chris & Mel money for a house downpayment as a wedding gift,

Buy my mom a house so she wouldn't need to get a second job,

Pay fees for all the V for V DTS students,

Build a few homes for the orphans of Swaziland,

Surprise our friends with plane tickets (to come see us of course),

Buy a few tons of food for the people who need it the most,

Give $100,000 to help rehabilitate the former militants of Nigeria,

...and treat our friends to coffee every single day. Obviously.

Just saying. I think it would be pretty darn rad.