(Does that sound anywhere remotely as cool as the Life of Pi?)

Me thinks it doth.

Okay, a handful of Grimeness just because:

1. Jonathan has strep throat (he had the flu and spent over a week recovering and is now swollen with this throaty gunk. It's so sad.) #heissosickandlaiduponthecouch

2. I am currently listening to my first audio book-Divergent by Veronica Roth. I was loving it until I read the back of the case and saw that Veronica is only 22 and then I wondered what I've been doing with my life. Oh well. #ilovegoodreads

3. Jonathan is re-watching season 5 of 30 Rock to help with his ailing health. Last night I asked him who is funnier-me or Liz Lemon. He couldn't answer with a straight face. #HeadoresTinaFey.

4. For those of you who don't live in Canada, it has been raining for days and days. Even I, who love the rain, would be okay to say adieu.

Good thing I have my new rainboots.

Back story: I wanted rainboots for years and in 2007 my friends Neil and Emili surprised me with the black pair for my birthday. So nice!

I wore them a year past their holes and Jono recently surprised me with the red pair. #heissogoodtome

5. We tried uploading this video for hours today and it kept posting that it had uploaded...but then wouldn't play. #fail

Vimeo, are you actually sorry?

Peeps, hopefully we will get the video up and running tomorrow-with less than a dozen false promises of having done so from Jono's tweets and Facebook account.

#haveahappynighti'mgoinghometomysickyman